Simone Giertz

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Personal website - simonegiertz.com

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Projects:

YETCH store

Scrappy Robots

giant knives on a giant robot Megabots

The Pussy Grabs Back Machine

washing robot

Popcorn Machine

Comment Assistant robot to help argue on the internet

Applause Machine

Lipstick robot

Chopping Machine

Wake-up Machine

Shitty Toothbrush Machine

 

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My robot morning routine

Published on May 11, 2016

 

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How to cut your hair using a drone

Published on Jun 8, 2016

I hung out with Samy Kamkar in Los Angeles and put a pair of automated scissors on a drone to see if it could cut some hair.

 

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Article "Talking to the "Queen of shitty robots," swedish inventor Simone Giertz"

June 30, 2016

 

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I made a robot to help you DEAL WITH IT

Published on Jul 6, 2016

I put a robot arm on my head because... reasons. Heaps of them.

 

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Testing a drone сlaw with Simone and Norm!

Published on Jul 11, 2016

We introduce Simone to a Tested tradition--opening mystery mailbags from viewers! This week's package contains an accessory for our quadcopter: a beautiful drone claw manufactured via a Kickstarter campaign. We have fun testing it in the the office though a series of challenges--what could go wrong?

 

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A year ago since I built my first shitty robot

Published on Aug 3, 2016

 

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Tested Mailbag: Simone's Space Camp Jumpsuit!

Published on Nov 18, 2016

Simone returns to the Tested office after a few weeks of travel to find this awesome mailbag package from a fan. Its contents combine some of Simone's favorite things. Plus, her first tasting of Astronaut ice cream! Thanks so much to Carley Hansen-Prince for sending this mailbag!

 

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I made a butt wiping machine

Published on Dec 9, 2016

Yes. It happened. Is this the ultimate shitty robot? I'm not sure. But it's something alright.

 

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Tested in 2016: Simone Giertz's favorite things!

Published on Dec 31, 2016

Simone shares her favorite things from 2016, including new tools, electronics, and the potato parcel! Hope you've have a fun and safe new year's eve, and we'll see you in 2017!

 

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A machine that blows your nose for you

Published on Jan 5, 2017

What the fuck do I know. Maybe blowing noses is something people have struggle with?? There's a problem for every solution.

 

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A robot that serves beer for you

Published on Jan 13, 2017

I made a beer robot. Do it, it'll be fun, the dark parts of my brain said. My whole house now REEKS of beer. I reek of beer. I'm not sure it's ever going to wash out. Is this life now? Simone, the beer girl. I think I can roll with that.

 

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Robot Queen Simone Giertz tours her mad laboratory

Published on Feb 6, 2017

Swedish robotics enthusiast Simone Giertz is known for her inventive contraptions that may or may not work as intended. Simone takes us through her workshop and gives an extended look at some of her most outlandish machines.

 

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I made a shitty claw machine

Published on Feb 22, 2017

And it was shitty for all the wrong reasons. Fuck it. I managed to behead a tiny chocolate duck at least so that's something.

 

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I made my own astronaut training program

Published on Feb 28, 2017

I'm taking a break from shitty robots, not because I don't love them with all of my shriveled heart, but because I REALLY WANT TO GO TO SPACE!

 

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I got to be weightless for 7.5 minutes

Published on Mar 25, 2017

 

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I got a manicure from a robot

Published on Apr 4, 2017

I had a robot do my nail polish because I'm DISAPPOINTED that it's 2017 and I still have to DO THAT STUFF MYSELF. C'mon technology catch up.

Robot Manicure | Scrappy Robots with Simone Giertz

Published on Jul 6, 2017

Nail art is not really my thing, but I'm crazy about the idea of ROBOTS DOING NAIL ART!!!

Step 1: Give your friend the remote control to your robot manicurist.

Step 2: Feed your robot the cotton ball to remove your existing nail polish or take it off yourself when your robot starts spinning in circles.

Step 3: Pick out your favorite color. At the robot salon, you need to help out a little bit, so give it a little extra paint when needed.

As far as I can tell, a robot manicure is clearly superior. NAILED IT!

 

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Simone Giertz's Silicon Valley Comic Con Panel!

Published on Apr 29, 2017

Simone joins physicist Sabrina Gonzalez and Woz for a wide-ranging discussion at this year's Silicon Valley Comic Con!

 

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Scrappy robots with Simone Giertz

Published on Jul 13, 2017

 

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Sunglasses robot | Scrappy robots with Simone Giertz

Published on Jul 20, 2017

This week I'm sharing with you this nifty robot I made that puts your sunglasses on your face for you! Who wouldn't want that, right?

In a lot of my projects, I use a machine called a uArm. I used it in the breakfast machine, the lipstick robot and the argue on the internet robot.

My buddy Stu made a replica of this uArm and it works as a remote control for it. I'm going to use this for the first time to make our sunglasses delivery device.

Basically, I've attached a strap to the uArm and attached it to my head. The uArm is holding my sunglasses in place, waiting to guide them right onto my face! Wow - I rhymed.

Next, using this sweet remote control, I will have the robot put my sunglasses on for me. Ok, so it stabs me in the ear a few times and puts them on crooked, but who wouldn't want to spend their time on this?! Besides, I like failing, it takes the pressure off of things.

Have any of you read the book, The Gift of Failure? I can sure get behind that title! Any other books you think I should read? Tell me in the comments below.